<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1823197659040498357</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:16:47.916-07:00</updated><category term='France'/><category term='Provence'/><category term='vacation'/><category term='Paris'/><title type='text'>Tales of a New York Wiseguy</title><subtitle type='html'>I use the term "wiseguy" synonymously with "smart aleck." The effective use of sarcasm and wit was essential to survival growing up with large herds of social beings called New Yorkers. It's an urban thing and occurs in most large cities but somehow New York is different. Ask anyone who's spent time there. I'm wiseguy material still as an adult but use its possession more judiciously.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1823197659040498357/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>rich6</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01651100315445021970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_M7QXWiE3wMU/R_7qQOEIcmI/AAAAAAAAAAw/2RuLmn4uQ2M/S220/Rich+Conley.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1823197659040498357.post-1475559561612999971</id><published>2007-07-22T05:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-22T05:34:37.188-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='France'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paris'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Provence'/><title type='text'>Travels in France-2007</title><content type='html'>My wife and I recently travelled on our honeymoon to France. We stayed four nights in Paris, four nights in a bed &amp;amp; breakfast near Avignon in Provence, and four nights in Cassis, a fishing village on the Mediterranean. The trip went great and there were no major glitches. Our favorite spots were Paris, of course, Avignon, Aix-en-Provence, Isle sur la Sorgue, Cassis, and Nice. Driving the 5 door automatic Citroen was fairly easygoing except for Marseilles and some of the perched villages in the Luberon. Marseilles was insane, feverish activity everywhere with no idea of where we were going. Some pictures of the trip are forthcoming.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1823197659040498357-1475559561612999971?l=talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com/feeds/1475559561612999971/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1823197659040498357&amp;postID=1475559561612999971' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1823197659040498357/posts/default/1475559561612999971'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1823197659040498357/posts/default/1475559561612999971'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com/2007/07/travels-in-france-2007.html' title='Travels in France-2007'/><author><name>rich6</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01651100315445021970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_M7QXWiE3wMU/R_7qQOEIcmI/AAAAAAAAAAw/2RuLmn4uQ2M/S220/Rich+Conley.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1823197659040498357.post-3566126208106012888</id><published>2007-07-12T05:06:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-12T05:16:56.225-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Village Thoughts</title><content type='html'>Back in the 90s a fellow literary buddy and I drove up to NYC from North Carolina to attend a Beat Generation writers' workshop honoring Jack Kerouac. I wrote the following poem while my buddy and I drank cold beers, smoked clove cigarettes, and watched the world go by in Greenwich Village from an outdoor cafe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Village Thoughts&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Buildings of masonry tainted by time,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Smells wafting freely attacking our senses,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Walking then sitting then walking some more,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Quaffing our thirst with cold beer in cafes.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Reflecting on past moments of life,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;When others now gone or grown old have moved on,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Leaving the pith of life's essence to us,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Inheritors making history without notice.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Faint voices sharing Kerouac in the corner of park,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Ears straining to share a magical tale,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;When one man sought quest towards a dharmic tradition,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Sunlight piercing trees, keeping dreams still alive.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Clove-scented cigarettes sweetening our lips,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Passerbuys moving along with anonymous gait,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;A Yugoslavian waitress so ingenous and protected,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;From pain afflicted in her so recent past.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Demonstrations to greet us with messages unfolded,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Of life's pursuit of tranquillity yet greeted by anguish,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Human emotion screaming and crying out,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;For understanding in a voiceless urban canyon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Colors and people and smells by the dozen,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;French bakeries, cappuccino, punk rock at St. Marks,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Laughing at teeshirts, drowning in the braless parade,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Life's endless show weaving our shared mosaic.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1823197659040498357-3566126208106012888?l=talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com/feeds/3566126208106012888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1823197659040498357&amp;postID=3566126208106012888' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1823197659040498357/posts/default/3566126208106012888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1823197659040498357/posts/default/3566126208106012888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com/2007/07/village-thoughts.html' title='Village Thoughts'/><author><name>rich6</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01651100315445021970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_M7QXWiE3wMU/R_7qQOEIcmI/AAAAAAAAAAw/2RuLmn4uQ2M/S220/Rich+Conley.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1823197659040498357.post-1529665269937331688</id><published>2007-07-11T20:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-12T07:42:40.047-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Growing up in New York City</title><content type='html'>Growing up in New York City introduced me to the world of colorful people quickly. My subway ride to high school on the East Side of Manhattan, 15th St. and 2nd Ave. everyday was a real trip. The old Canarsie line, or BMT, at 14th street provided hilarity on a continual basis. The middle-aged lady who was swinging back and forth from the strap because all the straps except one were missing. Every time the train lurched this lady would go flying a few feet but managed to hold on like she was riding a bronco. Poor thing. The worse thing about being a wiseguy in NYC was that her swaying back and forth aimlessly was a form of entertainment for us. When we realized that the fun was over with we tried to help but she had already shaken a few bones. Now I would race over if anyone were going through that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The windows were often broken also so when the train surfaced from the underground on its way to Brooklyn, the person sitting next to the window in a rainstorm would be soaked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The doors would sometimes slam shut very quickly or move real slow and then slam shut so we saw lots of people caught inbetween the doors with that panic look on their face, that true deer in the headlights look.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lots of fun stuff like that. The A train ride had a ton of good stories but we'll hold off on those for now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1823197659040498357-1529665269937331688?l=talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com/feeds/1529665269937331688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1823197659040498357&amp;postID=1529665269937331688' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1823197659040498357/posts/default/1529665269937331688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1823197659040498357/posts/default/1529665269937331688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://talesofanewyorkwiseguy.blogspot.com/2007/07/growing-up-in-new-york-city.html' title='Growing up in New York City'/><author><name>rich6</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01651100315445021970</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_M7QXWiE3wMU/R_7qQOEIcmI/AAAAAAAAAAw/2RuLmn4uQ2M/S220/Rich+Conley.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
